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Wednesday 24 April 2013

GTA Snadreas Virtual world

Note This Game is download from external website

installation Notes: 
- Install GTA San Andreas
- Run patch GTA VW (and install on GTA SA )
- Specify a way to folder GTA San Andreas.

:: GTA San Andreas: Virtual World v0.2 Package Includes ::
- To play one of heroes GTA of a series: CJ, Niko Belic (IV), Tommy Vercetty (GTA Vice City), Claude (GTA III).
- At CJ 3 new girls (instead of standard).
- In total in game of 25 different real-life models of motor transport.
- 19 Russian cars, 23 foreign cars.
- Possibility of a kind from a car cabin.
- 3 new radio of station (club music, hits 90, a rap хип хоп station).
- HotCoffe.
- Some structures, a new bar about house CJ are changed.
- Autorefuellings.
- McDonalds.
- Snow-covered area about mountain Chiliad.
- A speedometer.
- Gasoline level.
- At failure CJ takes off through a car windshield.
- In car-care centres it is possible to put more abrupt disks and spoilers.
- The thrown city.
- The traffic.
- Inclusion/deenergizing of headlights.
- The central lock.
- Engine inclusion/deenergizing автомабиля.
- Strit racing.
- A first aid call.
- It is possible to give копу a bribe and from you will remove stars приступности or to surrender копам and to spend night in a monkey house. 
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Minimum System Requirements: 
Operating System: Windows XP / Vista / 7 
Processor: 2.6GHz 
Memory: 512 MB 
Video: 3D-graphics card compatible with DirectX, 256MB 
Sound Card: Sound device compatible with DirectX 9.0 
Input: Keyboard & Mouse 

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Friday 19 April 2013

wedding of girl

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

quastion of Husband

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Admi ka masak

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" 
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Quastion of boy

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

fighting of wife and husband


                                                     Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas